Thursday, August 4, 2011
Hey, it's Paris!: In the Beginning...
Hey, it's Paris!: In the Beginning...: "Evening folks...its me Paris. Now this is my first post to my blog and well my first time ever thinking that I have the balls to make a bl..."
In the Beginning...
Evening folks...its me Paris.
Now this is my first post to my blog and well my first time ever thinking that I have the balls to make a blog or even think people even want to hear what I have to say. Now I guess a little about myself. I am 22 (my b day is in 11 days btw yay) and I is a black woman. Enough said.
I'm not really sure why i wanted to start a blog but i figured I'm not doing much else with my life sooo....yeah well here goes...
Today i'm going to bitch a bit. I'm going to bitch about my dogs. One is a four year old mini poodle named Samson, the other a ten month old bichon/shitzhu named Kirby. Now i love my babies very much but these lil demons are pushing me to sell them into some kind of puppy slave trade idk...but recently they have been terrorizing left and right. If one isnt pissing on sometihng the other is shitting on something. The bichon thought it was ok to chew through my dads BOSE sound system cord. No not chew, devour!!! He literally ate though the damn wire. Like i saw the lil red blue and green wires. I almost killed him. and the poodle seems to be pooping every where, but he may be sick so i dont get down on him i just feel bad that i have to put him in his crate now cause i fear he'll poop every where but i did make a vet appt. so hopefully they can figure something out. Now this lil monster likes to dig up the yard. Now I know thats a dog thing but my dad loves his yard and he aint having that!!! If kirby keep it up he gone be a damn mitten!
But whatevs...that was bitch moment for the day....great way to start off a blog id say!!
Well you all will hear more from me soon...i promise itll get better...probably...maybe...kinda...damnit
Now this is my first post to my blog and well my first time ever thinking that I have the balls to make a blog or even think people even want to hear what I have to say. Now I guess a little about myself. I am 22 (my b day is in 11 days btw yay) and I is a black woman. Enough said.
I'm not really sure why i wanted to start a blog but i figured I'm not doing much else with my life sooo....yeah well here goes...
Today i'm going to bitch a bit. I'm going to bitch about my dogs. One is a four year old mini poodle named Samson, the other a ten month old bichon/shitzhu named Kirby. Now i love my babies very much but these lil demons are pushing me to sell them into some kind of puppy slave trade idk...but recently they have been terrorizing left and right. If one isnt pissing on sometihng the other is shitting on something. The bichon thought it was ok to chew through my dads BOSE sound system cord. No not chew, devour!!! He literally ate though the damn wire. Like i saw the lil red blue and green wires. I almost killed him. and the poodle seems to be pooping every where, but he may be sick so i dont get down on him i just feel bad that i have to put him in his crate now cause i fear he'll poop every where but i did make a vet appt. so hopefully they can figure something out. Now this lil monster likes to dig up the yard. Now I know thats a dog thing but my dad loves his yard and he aint having that!!! If kirby keep it up he gone be a damn mitten!
But whatevs...that was bitch moment for the day....great way to start off a blog id say!!
Well you all will hear more from me soon...i promise itll get better...probably...maybe...kinda...damnit
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